Posted by: donrhymer | July 17, 2010

Question of the Day

“Hey Don, are you going to die?”

Thank you Felton from Farmingsham, Connecticut.

And no, I am not going to die. Well, I will. Some day.

But hopefully thirty years from now in the arms of my third wife Martika. And I will know she truly loved me because she married me long after I lost all my money to my second wife, Edward.

Who was a bitchy little twerp, though he did teach me the magic of pleats and Lady Gaga’s earlier edgy work.

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Responses

  1. Edward was my favorite step-mom, he bought me all the trendiest clothes. Although, the best mistress was without a doubt Reyna……

    No gracias.


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