For those of you with a morbid curiosity, or you weirdos who just like to rubberneck; here is what radiating Don looks like:
It’s a hard plastic mask, they mold around your head so they can bolt you to a table and blast you with the “Rays of Death.” When I asked my radiation tech Oscar, why they needed to actually take the time to “bolt” me to a table during this delightful twenty minute procedure I was told:
“Well, if you move… I guess it could kill you.”
“Hey Oscar, let’s not do that.”
Oh, the quicker amongst you will probably note that the image above is not actually Don. That is Eddy Suter. If the internet is to be believed he may or may not have been arrested for public indecency.
Seems that exposing yourself to a parking lot full of classic muscle cars behind a Shakey’s Pizza is considered inappropriate even in Gaffney, South Carolina.